Hello, could you be better than Isobel in my eyes - the answer is no! I would need a home with a catio, easily washable floors, bonkers pop treats (these are my current favourite) and a personal chef to cater to my wants and needs. I enjoy a leisurely breakfast from the robotic staff member, this ought to be delivered at regular 30 minute intervals between 5:00 and 7:30am. My evening meal must be ready for me at 5:00pm exactly; I may choose not to eat it until 10pm, but it MUST be there ready and waiting for when the mood strikes me. I like to do a spot of birdwatching during the day, so as well as my food and treats I expect you to be able to feed the local wildlife each morning, so that I have something to occupy my time. Seagulls are my friends and I do like to have a chat with them daily. I could probably live with another cat, but I have no chill at all, so they would need to accept that they are my friend immediately and that they have no choice over the matter. My humans will need to be prepared to be watched and judged while on the toilet, brushing their teeth or washing their face; sometimes I get into the sink to be as close a possible to them while using the loo. I enjoy sitting in the bath with my Isobel while she brushes her teeth. I do not enjoy having my teeth brushed, and for a chunky lad, I really can move when I think you might want to get me for teeth, flea treatment, worming; I even partake in a bit of parkour at this time and will bounce off walls and furniture to evade you.